Hi my name is Avery and I'm a laughing addict. I'm a loser who may have multicoloured hair at times and my sidekick is a houndoom who is way cooler than me. Can't you tell by his glasses?PS. This is a personal blog. Mostly funny but some posts may be off topic :)
- girl 1: omg im pregnant
- girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
- girl 3: omg im always drunk
- me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
And Now I Must Leave you All
Only for a week. I have camp :’( But my queue is set up and ready to go :) SEE ALL YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES NEXT WEEK!
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(via kookoomama)
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
(via penguinsinmypants)
- me: gets out of shower
- me: sits in front of computer wrapped in towel for 30 minutes
